There once was a land called Earth. God created the heavens and the Earth and he blessed Earth with humans. He created one man, Mitchell, at first and let him roam around the Garden of Eden. However, after a while he became lonely. Therefore, God made a woman, Nick, for him to be with. He gave the two human beings one set of rules and that was that they could not drink out of the Lake of Alcohol. One day, Nick was searching for some food to eat when he came upon an evil alligator named Bruce. Bruce convinced Nick to drink a little out of the lake and Nick then convinced Mitchell to drink out of the lake and Mitchell drank handfuls of it. God became angry with the two humans. He banished them from the garden, however, he created alcohol in an abundance for all humans to freely drink as they will. However, once they drink it they will become drunk, getting dizzy and doing foolish things and the next day they would get something called a hangover which causes massive headaches.
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